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avatar Charlie Chocolate

I took an elevator the other day and I was on the floor with a woman. I pressed floor two. She pressed floor three. And then I looked at my card and realized I'm also on floor three. But now I just have to get off on the wrong floor. Cause I can't let the elevator doors open. And then as they're closing, look at her and say, "Change of plans."

avatar Charlie Chocolate
So today I met his father and... his father is my gynecologist

So today I met his father and... his father is my gynecologist

avatar Sophia Rich
Man hires prostitute from dating site plentyofhoes.com and his daughter turns up. A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Man hires prostitute from dating site plentyofhoes.com and his daughter turns up. A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Can I buy you a drink Sure! SHE'S NOT INTERESTED

Can I buy you a drink Sure! SHE'S NOT INTERESTED

avatar jojo9
who is it babe? it's my wife said she will be late because she's at the cinema with you !!

who is it babe? it's my wife said she will be late because she's at the cinema with you !!

avatar Jacob Junior

Please give him a hand. Welcome to the sperm bank. Are you here to make a deposit?

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